Drinking Problem

My mom didn't know that I had a drinking problem when she first adopted me.



My mom says that I'll have to enter this six-step program for alcoholic felines and:

1. Admit that I'm powerless over alcohol—that my life has become unmanageable.
2. Believe that a Power greater than myself-and not dry food-can restore my sanity.
3. Make a decision to turn my will and my life over to the care of God-AKA cat nip.
4. Make a searching and fearless moral inventory of myself (missing item #1: my balls).
5. Make a list of all persons I have harmed, including mom's red carpet, and become willing to make amends to them all.
6. Having had a spiritual awakening as the result of these steps, try to carry this message to other alcoholic felines, and to practice these principles in all my affairs, even when I’m tired and want to take a nap.